|Did You Know? The following forces remain in the city of Gobwin Knob!|
|242 Gobwin fighters, mostly level 1|
|210 Uncroaked infantry|
|135 Piker-class infantry, mostly mid/high-level|
|48 Stabber-class infantry, mostly mid-level|
|36 Spidew cavalry, mostly low levels|
|32 Archer-class infantry, various levels|
|27 Twoll heavies, various levels|
|19 Crap Golems|
|15 Knight-class infantry, various levels|
|9 Soft Rock Golems|
|4 Hard Rock Golems|
|2 Acid Rock Golems|
|1 Metal Golem|
|1 Thinkamancer, functioning|
|1 Dirtamancer, functioning|
|1 Croakamancer, unresponsive|
|2 Uncroaked warlords, in advanced decay|
He's fairly convinced that I'm batboop crazy now, since corpses that aren't uncroaked or moved just disappear at the start of the next turn. Like trash. Still, it seemed right. She deserves to rest.
Which brings me to this thought I can't shake, which is that I'm likely to die soon. Specifically, die violently by having some sharp piece of metal shoved through me. It's way too easy to picture, after seeing Misty.
Doesn't help that my Stupid Meal came with a sword hilt. What a nice and ominous little "toy". Bogroll's gonna see what he can do with it, but other than "pointy end away from user" I don't know swords.
Last line on the list of forces says:
|1 Chief Warlord, Level 2, Special.|
Hamstard: Do you wonder what it means by "special?" Because I don't.