|Parson sits at Stanley's desk and is startled as his Stupid Meal, a box of breakfast cereal, appears. Bogroll looks over his shoulder.|||
|Box Name: Luckamancy Charms|||
|Parson fishes out a metallic gray object from the box.|||
|(There is no text in this panel.)|||
|Bogroll has the hilt and forte (part of the blade near the hilt) of a sword in one hand, and the foible (part of the sword away from the hilt, including the tip) in the other. The two parts are joining together, with a red energy glowing malevolently between them. In the background, Parson is examining the back of the Luckamancy Charms box.|||
|Parson Gotti: "Ruthlessness?"|||
|This panel is filled with the back of the cereal box. From the bottom rises a crudely drawn volcano with a single twisting road up to the caldera. In the caldera, where Gobwin Knob should be, there is a white maze. On the upper left is a stylized image of a dejected-looking Parson, indicating the starting point. There are three circles inside the maze. In the upper right is the 3D Glasses, in the middle left is the Mathamancy Bracer, and in the lower right is the sword. Below the sword is another stylized image of Parson, wearing his three Magic Items while grinning and celebrating. The background of the box is a mountain range, and there is a single green dwagon looking down on the volcano.|||
Top Left: Erfworld Mills
Top Center: Luckamancy Charms
Top Center: They're tragically malicious!
Maze Goal 1: Glasses See unit stats!
Maze Goal 2: Bracer Calculate odds!Luckamancy. Eat up, dood! You're gonna need it!
|A close up of the sword as Bogroll passes it to Parson reveals there are several small red gems acting as eyes for stylized beasts in the hilt.|||
|Bogroll: It's really lovely.|||
|Parson swings the sword down and to the side, as if testing the weight.|||
|Parson Gotti: Right.|||
|A close-up of Parson's face shows that he is suddenly very grim, and committed. His eyes glow red, forewarning a new Parson has been created.|||
Bogroll: M'Lord?Parson Gotti: Ruthlessness.
- ^ The name and appearance of the cereal box are a parody of "Lucky Charms" brand breakfast cereal. The front of the box has a picture of Hamstard wearing a green hat with a shamrock, parodying the Lucky the Leprechaun advertising mascot.
- ^ A parody of the name and logo of the General Mills corporation, which produces (among other things) Lucky Charms cereal.
- ^ A parody of the Lucky Charms cereal advertising slogan "They're Magically Delicious!".