Splish Splash

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This page describes Fanon-level fan-created material. It does not conflict with Erfworld Canon, but it is not official. This material was created by forum user No_one_in_particular.
Splish Splash
Race: Men
Tribe: Geoduck
Faction: Barbarian
Class: Warlord
Level: 6
Special: Leadership

When is a duck not a duck? When it's a geoduck!


[edit] Fanon

[edit] Splish Splash

Splish is a warlord for the barbarian Geoduck tribe; although barbarians and unable to maintain a large force, he still had a small group of powerful fighters he liked to stack with, who he calls his Saturday Knight Specials.

A reliable commander, he could be counted on surprising enemy forces and disrupting attack formations whenever he joined a fight.

One of his early adventures, the Taking of Abath, is still told among the Geoducks.

[edit] The Taking of Abath

Warlord Splish Splash, who took Abath
Along with his Saturday Knights

He and his second, Rub Dub
was relaxing in a tavern called The Tub
Thinking everything was alright

She, that is to say Rub Dub, started out of The Tub,
Her feet heavy on the ground
She pulled her Terry-cloth cape closer around her
As soon as she looked through the door though
She grabbed Splish Splash and dove back into The Tub.


There was a fightin' and a bitin'
Rollin' and a strollin'
movin' and a groovin'
Reeling with the feeling...
Yeah, there was fighting and a biting'
Rollin' and a strollin'
with the saturday knights

[edit] Real World References

  • A geoduck is a type of large saltwater clam, found primarily in the Pacific Northwest. It is pronounced gooey-duck.
  • Saturday Night Special is slang for an inexpensive handgun[1]. The joke here isn't as apropos as it could be...
  • This whole page is a reference to the song "Splish Splash" by Bobby Darin.
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