Bush Quest

[Kaed]

Rosebush and Scarecrow perform CowardTech: Abscond!

.... Success!

Senor and Mac initiate Combo Tech: Ride Down! So majestic!

CRITICAL HIT! WAPTOR B IS CROAKED!

Orly initiates /b/urdTech: Annoy!

Failure...

WAPTOR A HAS BECOME ENRAGED!

[MarbitChow]

It should go without saying that Senor and Mac will attempt the same operation on the 2nd Waptor (including the critical), striking it from behind if our position allows us to do so, otherwise interposing ourselves between the waptor and the bush.

[tigerusthegreat]

My jokes were so bad i enraged it? Dang....

[CroverusRaven]

Fire toxic covered thorns at the Waptor, too angered by it's continued existence to wait any longer.

2 shots both at the Waptor

[WaterMonkey314]

I use my nimbleness to do a fashionable tap dance while holding the Rosebush!

[tigerusthegreat]

The ORLY will try to claw out the Waptor's eyes.

[BLANDCorporatio]

It should go without saying that Senor and Mac will attempt the same operation on the 2nd Waptor (including the critical), striking it from behind if our position allows us to do so, otherwise interposing ourselves between the waptor and the bush.

From a battle I come
To a battle I ride
Blaaaazing UP to the sky.

[BLANDCorporatio]

*bump*

Aaaaaalwaays I wanna Be with youu ...

[LTDave]

*bump*

Aaaaaalwaays I wanna Be with youu ...

What the cwap is that? How does anyone even know such a thing exists? You're freaking me out, Bland.

[BLANDCorporatio]

I was going to say that I'm an explorer in the outer regions of experience, Demon to some, Angel to others ... but really that thing was all over the place back in its day. The only amazing thing is that I still remember it.

[Kaed]

Somehow I got distracted by robot unicorn attack while I had free time this morning... So here you go.
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The performs IdleTech 9: Jig

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This is totally pointless!

Somehow the Rosebush manages to fire off an attack and actually hit, despite the insipid dancing!

The waptor looks very ill...

The dynamic duo perform their combotech again, to great success!

Waptor 1 has been croaked!
Victory!

Experience:
Senor - 60
Mac - 30
Rosebush - 30
Straw - 15

Spoils:
Fresh Waptor Corpses (2)

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Waptor corpses may be rendered down into 4 units of Orly Food, or if there is remaining Paper, converted to an Uncroaked Waptor by writing to the croakamancer.

[BLANDCorporatio]

What about the Orly, no XP for 'im/'er?

[MarbitChow]

I say let the Orly hunt for food and uncroak the waptors. Can we uncroak both with a single piece of paper?

[Kaed]

I say let the Orly hunt for food and uncroak the waptors. Can we uncroak both with a single piece of paper?

Yes. You write a letter with a request for what you need done and send it through the hat. They then dispense the magics.

[MarbitChow]

Well, since I'm on Mac, I'll grab one of the 10 sheets of paper, form the request, and hand it off to Straw to Request Assistance.

[WaterMonkey314]

Well, since I'm on Mac, I'll grab one of the 10 sheets of paper, form the request, and hand it off to Straw to Request Assistance.

And I Request Assistance!

Can we not get more paper back through the hat, or is this one of those "well, paper that's written on can go through but not blank paper" things?

[Kaed]

And I Request Assistance!

Can we not get more paper back through the hat, or is this one of those "well, paper that's written on can go through but not blank paper" things?

All:

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Anything that will fit inside the hat can be sent through, but they gave limited paper to discourage frivolous requests, and to encourage finding your own solutions. The magic that only they can provide is all they'll give unless it's an emergency.

Soon after the request is sent through, the hat rumbles and two glowing glass beads appear inside, along with the note, which is written on, on the reverse side.

Break these on the corpses to animate them. Make sure you use them before the turn ends, they do not hold magic for long.

(If anyone on the list would like to be a zombie waptor, join in. Otherwise they will be NPC'd)

[KF25]

I call waptor A.

[MarbitChow]

I'll break the bead on each corpse. Based on their size, is there any chance they could be used as mounts?

[Kaed]

They can probably be used as a mount, but unlike Senor, they are affected by decay normally.

Each Waptor has a uncroaked-span of 15 turns. (players whose non-essential character has expired or been killed can assume control of another npc of their choice afterwards, if one is available, or the next time one or more becomes available)