I was really suprised that there are more dutch people on this forum (well, not really dutch, my passport says that I am german although I never lived there.)
do you know this song of lange frans& baas b? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVSOxYBdI3k
I'm not serious. I am never serious. seriously!
(please remember that I am a foreign speaker, and therefore make a lot of spelling & gramatic mistakes, and please don't pin me down on my exact formulation.)