CharlsNChrg: Parson, are you there?
LordHamster: Sure. What's up?
CharlsNChrg: Can I ask you a question?
LordHamster: Depends on the question.
CharlsNChrg: There's something I've been just croaking to ask, ever since you first contacted me.
LordHamster: Go on.
CharlsNChrg: It's about one of your casters. Your thinkamancer, specifically.
CharlsNChrg: Please be honest - in your opinion, is she hot?
LordHamster: ...
CharlsNChrg: I mean, her mind is built like a brick boophouse, and I've really got to know if the facade matches the interior, as it were.
LordHamster: ...
LordHamster: Jack, stop fucking with my eyebook. That's an order.
* CharlsNChrg has been renamed to KnaveOHarts
KnaveOHarts: lol yes my lord.






